1. Shiloh JoliePitt
2. Jennifer Aniston
A new day, a new game, a new outfit. Well what will I do today? Let’s go. Oh there’s mommy! She now picks me up and takes to drink my morning milk and watch my daily show; Mini Einstein’s! I love them! Vivienne and Knox are here now. I really wish they could talk, life would be much less boring. My show got ruined thanks to those drooling babies, I better go wander around. Finally Maddox is up I’ll ask him if he wants to play outside. “Shiloh we cannot go outside! There is a big party today ad mommy wants it all to be perfect!” Now that is great! First my show is ruined and now I cannot play outside! “Hey Shiloh come! Let’s go play cars in the kitchen.” As always Maddox has the best games in the house, Zahara only plays with stupid babies and barbies, and the twins well, they only drool and cry. After two hours of making car tracks in the kitchen my mommy called me up to my room. I was really exhausted and did not want to do anything but take my nap. “Shiloh honey you need to get dressed, it is time for the part.” Party! Oh no not now! I thought we were supposed to stay inside and be on our best behavior! Oh God the worst part; I have to wear a dress! I hate those; I prefer to stick to my jeans. My mom helped me put it on. She said I looked beautiful and I really did, but I just did not feel any comfortable, plus I was extremely exhausted. Well I will just go and pretend to fall asleep, my dad will carry me inside and I will be able to take this stupid thing off.
Wow! This party is huge! I believe this is the party where my mom has invited the most people. Okay so I will go see if I know anybody. Well everyone seems to know me, but I do not really recognize any of them. Oh there is daddy! I will run ti him so I can sleep in his arms. Wait, who is that? Great, its that girl my mom dislikes so bad. My mom says she is bad and that we should stay away from her. I believe my daddy calls her Jen. “Brad Shiloh has got so big! I cannot believe it, she looks just like you!” ok Woman can you please stop touching me! After a while, my mom finally took me and I fell asleep. That was a great nap, I needed that. Hey this is not my house! Where am I? Mommy! Daddy! Maddox! “Shiloh be quiet! SHH! Now listen to me very carefully, you are going to be fine, I just want to teach a little lesson to your mom about messing with the people others love.” It is that Jen girl! Mom was right, she is bad! Oh no I want to go home. Well this house is not so bad after all, I can watch all the TV I want, eat what I want, and if cry I annoy that woman which is much better. Hey that is me on the television! People are looking for me? There is my mom and she is crying! Oh no I am running away, I need to make my mom stop crying. The door is open, perfect opportunity. “Now where do you think you are going? You are not going anywhere missy. Now get back up in the room.” This crazy woman got really mad, she dragged me top the room and slapped me and said that if I did not stop crying my mom was really going to get hurt. I do not want that. What do I do? I need to call mommy. Hey dad showed a number to call in case of an emergency. I will do that. Wait Shiloh get yourself together; stop crying or the old lady will listen to you. Ok so here I go, 9-1-1! “What is your emergency?” “My name is Shiloh and I want to go back with my mom, I saw on TV and want her to stop crying.” “Oh my God it is Shiloh! We found her! Trace the call! Where is she? It is Jenifer Aniston’s house! Ok honey relax, we are on out way.” Ok so that should work. “What did you just do? You crazy little brat! You just ruined everything!” I started running, now she got really angry and started beating me. I need her to stop, it hurts! Mommy! Hey I fell asleep, that was weird. “Oh Shiloh Honey you are okay! I was so worried!” Hey it is mom and dad! Where is the old lady? “Baby don’t worry about that woman again, she won’t hurt you. Well Jen, apparently I win again.”
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